SSHTTP3

Secure Shell Hyper Text Transfer Protocol Version 3. Yikes.

remove the hyper text:

SSHTP/3 "Secure Shell Transfer Protocol Version 3"

or even:

SSHP/3 "Secure Shell Protocol Version 3"

pronounced: shoop

HTTPSS for more confusion

SecureHyperTextShell (SHTS)

I meant this in jest but now that I think about it, it actually could be a decent name (?)

QUICSH/T

I think it's too similar to HSTS: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_Strict_Transport_Securi...

You could say it was just for SHTS and giggles?

Hyper Secure Shell (HSS)